Just after Justin Bieber told all the Press people that his big birthday bash on March First was not for Selena Gomez, she had a few choice words for him in return!
"Nope, she won't be here", a Source told us. "She's not on the list."
But when Gomez heard the news she wasn't very upset.
"Anyone who goes with that little Gerber is in for trouble", she allegedly told a reporter from HLG. "He's like Peter Pan, he'll never grow up."
Gomez went into telling the awful tricks he likes to play on innocent people.
"He couldn't stand the "1,556 Days Without An Accident" at this hotel so he sneaks some stuff into the kitchen when the chef isn't looking and puts it in this special cake he is known for."
"To cut it short, there are several runs for the bathroom, some poor lady doesn't make it and drops some stuff on the floor while Gerber is over behind a potted plant laughing till he's hiccuping. The manager runs out and slips in the stuff and falls down and hurts his back."
All these people were innocent. They never harmed Gerber. But the big climax comes when he points out the accident sign and says they will have to change that.
"I'm not into throwing eggs or other childish stuff so he knows what he can do with his 20th birthday celebration. He acts 12. Hope he gets his drink spiked with laxatives or rotten eggs in his pants."