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Monday, 24 February 2014

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Brooke sitting on the floor of her kitchen reading a copy of Glamboyant Magazine.

HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Burke-Charvet served as the co-host for the dance show Dancing With The Stars for 8 seasons and then all of sudden she was fired without notice.

The producers of the show simply said that it was an oversight on their part and they apologized.

The 48-year-old Brooke, who won the Mirroball Trophy during season 7 with pro dancer Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough said that she was totally shocked and she hasn't been able to eat anything except for Vanilla Wafers and okra.

She said that her family will certainly miss the tons and tons of money she made from the show for basically smiling and asking the dance contestants after they had danced, "So tell me, how tired are you?"

Brooke was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk if she had any idea as to why she may have gotten the boot (no pun intended).

She grinned, flipped her hair back, and said that she thinks it may have been due to the fact that she did not like the British judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman.

She pointed out that during one of the last season's shows she confronted Goodman and asked him if he ever had anything nice to say about anyone.

She also told him that he really needed to get with the modern day program and stop rating everyone on dance moves that went all the way back to World War II.

SIDENOTE: Brooke has said that she really liked the other two judges Carrie Ann Inaba and Bruno Tonioli even though she said that Bruno was a flaming queen.

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