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Monday, 24 February 2014

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American TV Network NAC has announced plans to commission a new game show featuring Hollywood actors and actresses titled "Drug Deal or No Deal".

The show will be hosted by Charlie Sheen, and will premiere on March 19, 2014, on NAC. The hour-long show will air at least twice a week during its run.

The game format will feature a different celebrity each week, initially focussing on former Oscar winners, where they will choose one briefcase from a selection of 26.

Each briefcase shall contain an illegal drug, of varying potency ranging from low grade marijuana to high grade, uncut and deadly heroin. Over the course of the game, the contestant shall eliminate the other cases, periodically being presented with a "drug deal" from "The Dealer" to take a selection of prescription painkillers to quit the game.

Should the contestant refuse every deal, they are given the chance to trade the original case for the only other one left in play, and win whatever drug is in the chosen case after this possible exchange.

Stars earmarked to participate include Lindsay Lohan, Craig Robinson, Robert Downey Junior, Drew Barrymore and Macaulay Culkin.

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