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Sunday, 23 February 2014

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The female hormone Estrogen shown in pill form. (Photo courtesy of Richard Simmons).

BEVERLY HILLS, California - The highly troubled Canadian singer, Justin Bieber traveled to Beverly Hills to consult with a doctor who specializes in female hormones.

Bieber was told by a close friend that his problem of acting like he's some tough guy when he's not could most probably be solved by him taking the female hormone Estrogen.

The friend said that there is a doctor in Beverly Hills who has had great success with giving Estrogen to males such as Bieber who are kind of on the soft side but think that they are actually macho.

Justin made an appointment to see Beverly Hills physician, Dr. Duffy F. Elderfunk, who is known as The Gynecologist To The Stars.

Dr. Elderfunk examined Bieber extensively for 55 minutes and determined that he is an excellent candidate to take Estrogen pills.

Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reports that Dr. Elderfunk has treated several well known celebrities such as Clay Aiken, Nathan Lane, Bruno Tonioli, and Richard Simmons.

SIDENOTE: The beauty of Dr. Elderfunk's female hormone therapy is that if it does not work the individual will get a full refund no questions asked.

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