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Saturday, 22 February 2014

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Kanye has a dog that he named 'Rumpy' in honor of his soon-to-be-wife Kim Kardashian.

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian has always said that she prides herself in having the biggest butt in all of Tinsel Town.

Jennifer Lopez does not argue with her since she lives on the Right Coast (The Bronx) and Nicki Minaj does not argue with her due to the fact that she lives on the Space Coast (Daytona Beach, Florida).

Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle first reported the story of Kim's keister implant procedure after getting the scoop from Kim's hair stylist FuFi Fondue.

Fondue got the word about Kardashian going in for the rump procedure from Kim's personal masseuse Corsicana Viewmist.

Kim later met with Miss Chipotle and she told her that her fiancé Kanye West told her that he loves big, gigantic, humongous butts and so Kim says that her goal is to please him.

In Other News. Sarah Palin stated in an interview in GOPicky Magazine that she cannot stand Michele Bachmann because she is nothing but a middle aged sissy girl.

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