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Friday, 21 February 2014

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Jay will soon be receiving his dancing shoes VIA FedEx.

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the premier dance reality show, Dancing With The Stars have announced that former Tonight Show host Jay Leno will be one of the celebrity dancers on the upcoming season.

DWTS co-host Tom Bergeron verified that Leno has agreed to appear on the show. He said that his only stipulation was that he wanted to be paired with the lusciously sexy Peta Murgatroyd.

The producers told him that it was doable and so Jay said okay.

Leno admitted to the show's producers that he does have two left feet along with two left arms and two left butt cheeks. One of the producers responded by saying TMI*.

David Letterman called up Jay and gave him the performer's good luck cliché of "Break a leg."

SIDENOTE: Jay told Hollywood Innuendo that his entire fee from his appearance on Dancing With The Stars will go to purchase food stamps for the needy of Beverly Hills.

* Too Much Information.

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