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Thursday, 20 February 2014

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After the great trick Justin Bieber pulled reported to us by a friend, we just had to go back and ask about others.

"There was this sour old man and his little dog in the neighborhood who hated kids and tried to keep us even from walking a sidewalk in front of his house. I won't say his name but Justin and me got even.

"The old grouch would walk his dog every evening so it could crap before night and we knew the path."

The rest of the story goes something like this. A camera guy had come up and Neil Baker left. But he sent it to me on a paper.

Bieber put a bunch of dog food in an old chef's piece of equipment that allowed him to write on a cake or do flowers. Then he and his friend placed dog food and cake coloring and some crushed nuts in it. "When you squeezed the one end a round stuff would come out the other: Instant dog poop!"

They placed several along the path and when the old grouch and his dog came along the dog made a run and pulled the leash and went for the food/fake poop and began to eat it. The old guy yelled and ran shouting Winston, leave that stuff alone but Winston liked it but the old guy finally pulled Winston away. "Bad Boy! Mustn't eat that!"

The guys were rolling on the ground laughing behind some bushes when they heard another round of cussing.

Apparently the old guy was so busy pulling on Winston that he had stepped in another pile.

"There's no way I can describe how made he was. Let's just say they went back home. I think he cleaned Winston and his shoe when he went inside."

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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