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Tuesday, 18 February 2014

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"Young pups need a good thrashing!

Neil Baker, a close friend of Justin Bieber says that the press gives people the wrong view of his friend, Justin Bieber.

"They think Justin is up to tricks to make people look silly but he just loves humor. Some day I'll make a list of the tricks we have pulled on each other and that we are still the best of friends."

What kind of tricks?

Oh, I was at his home overnight once and one of his uncles was staying for awhile and a grouch. So, we discovered that he had to use the bathroom several times a night. Prostate I guess. Anyway, Justin's mom had a couple of plastic rug things that have those little prongs that go down in the carpet to keep it from slipping."

"We put the two between Mr. Cannon's door and the bathroom and turned them upside down."

"In the middle of the night there was a roar and what sounded like feet dancing and another roar. He stepped on both of them. He actually got after Justin with his cane.'"

Baker stated that the old guy wasn't hurt but wanted his fans to know that his jokes were harmless.

"So cut him some slack. Lots of people love tricks and appreciate a good one on them. He can take it."

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