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Tuesday, 18 February 2014

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Kim says that the Butt Pills cost $7 each.

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian appeared on The View and told Barbara Walters that she has been taking a certain type of pill that is available only in Italy.

Kim said that the pill, known as the Butt Pill, is designed to be taken (orally) three times a day and after two weeks a woman's butt should increase anywhere from ½ inch to 1¼ inches.

Walters asked her why in the the world she would want her butt to be any bigger than it already is.

Whoopi chimed in saying that as it looks right now, her badonkadonk could easily double as a New Years Day Tournament of Roses Parade Float.

Kim giggled so much she said she almost peed in her tight cream-colored pants. Jenny McCarthy laughed as she told her to take a closer look.

Kardashian blushed but she continued talking. She told Barbara that the reason why she is trying to increase her caboose size is because her baby daddy Kanye West said that he likes a woman with a humongous butt.

He explained that it shows that she is a fantastic cook and besides he pointed out that Kim has been told that she will do as she is told.

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