HOLLYWOOD - Gary Busey is proud to announce that his brand new talk show The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show has just won its network time slot.
Busey said that his show scored higher ratings than Live With Kelly & Michael, The Muffin Makers, and the soap opera Days of Stress.
Willie Nelson guested on his show and he said he's been a big fan of Gary's ever since he starred in the 1974 TV comedy, The Texas Wheelers.
Willie then sang his brand new song, "You Can Take My Sweety, But Don't You Dare Mess With My Marijuana Stash Dammit."
Afterwards, the 80-year-old sat down on the panel sofa and within three seconds he fell asleep. He quickly woke up and told Gary that yes he thinks it's great that Colorado has made the buying and using of pot legal.
He also agreed with Gary that the Alaskan bitch Sarah "Snowballs" Palin has no business setting her slush stained boots in the Lower 48.
Gary shook his head and replied, "Damn and people think I'm spacey."
Nelson then said that speaking of space he hopes to go up in the Space Shuttle in 2015 and travel to either Saturn or the Big Dipper.
Busey then said, "Well Willie boy, speaking of the Big Dipper, when are you heading up to the Marijuana Capital of the World - Colorado?"
Willie looked at his watch and replied, "In about 25 minutes my wonderful little space cadet you."
He then laughed and said, "You know Gary, Colorado has the best smelling air in the entire country."
SIDENOTE: Willie told Gary's musical director, the erotically attractive Tammy Goldstone that if he was 50 years younger he would love to make mattress music with her.