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Monday, 17 February 2014

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Last night in Vancouver, Canada, Miley Cyrus kicked off her much-hyped Bangerz world tour with both her immense talent and not so sexy show.

In fact, if you are one of those creeps that used to hide in the back of an Adult Bookstore and peep at those little shows, you'd see what I mean.

Of course the young lady has talent and can sing but if she's looking for a stripper job, she's embarrassing.

A guy who often goes to Las Vegas turned to me during her squating on the floor or spreading her legs while wearing small panties, "I'm glad she can sing. She's out of her league with the rest of the stuff."

He was drunk and most males were following suit. Not many females in this audience as she's losing those fast.

She and Justin Bieber must be having a race to the scrapheap! That's a shame because they are very talented people who somehow got into a Vaudeville Freak Show. Bieber in public and Miley on the stage.

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