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Monday, 17 February 2014

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Florida, An attempt to land Justin Bieber on the moon by shooting him from a catapult ended in disaster when the annoying pop sensation overshot his target and is now condemned to an infinity of drifting aimlessly in space at a uniform velocity without anything to check his momentum.

The attempt was the last in a long series of desperate attempts by the singer to reinvent himself.

The attempt was co-sponsored by NASA who say that despite the setback plans are ongoing to repeat the stunt using celebrities Bono and Britney Spears. NASA Spokesperson "We'll keep trying. Eventually we hope to land somebody up there using this method."

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