LOS ANGELES - Chelsea Handler, the star of the talk show Chelsea Lately, is one of the most outspoken women on television.
Handler is not afraid to use the most vulgar expletives known to man. She has uttered curse words that would literally make the most hardened Oregon lumberjacks shudder.
Chelsea prides herself in having received The White House award for having the filthiest, vilest, nastiest, most vulgar mouth in all of television.
Handler received her award at a White House barbecue this past January.
Her sidekick Chuy, who is a midget, recently gave her a Valentine's Day gift that she absolutely loved.
In fact she promised little Chuy that she would take him out on a date and she will even let him get to third base.
Chuy grinned and commented that he would like to hit a home run.
Chelsea blushed and replied, "Well see, little fella, we'll see."
Chuy's Cupid Day gift was a serenade by country artist Billy Ray Cyrus, who along with his wife Tish, produced Miley "The Envelope Pusher" Cyrus.
Handler swayed and swooned and started to take off her panties and throw them at Billy Ray, but Chuy quickly stepped in and stopped her.
After the show Chelsea was sitting in her dressing room talking with Chuy, who was sitting on her lap and she kept saying that she has the hots for the "Achy Breaky Heart" singer.