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Thursday, 13 February 2014

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"Then there are the days", she sighs.

She also admitted that her 67-year-old husband just had to use a lot of penis pills, etc and she did all the work.

"I wasn't allowed to tell this on the Thighmaster infomercials except in Europe. But they really got me into top condition...that's a pun, get it? I'm not really the dumb blond on "Three's Company"."

Asked if she had called the Guinness Book of Records, she stated that they must have proof and hubby didn't like that.

"Also there's the fact that Lucy stated that she and her husband after Ricky has 3-4 times a night and sent a tape. But they say it looks like the old tape was spliced together."

"Somers also stated that her husband was very forgetful and when she mentioned it, he always said, "Hey, that sounds good to me!"

"I have to be careful. I squeezed a doll one time with my powerful thighs and it's head exploded! So that's not on any infomercials even in Europe."

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