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Thursday, 13 February 2014

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Bruce told FuFi Fondue that he has been shaving his legs for the past 2 years.

LOS ANGELES - Bruce Jenner has said that he has always liked the female name Bridget, as in Bridget Bardot.

He has suggested that he will most probably pick that as his female name after he goes through his SRS (sexual reassignment surgery).

Jenner has already completed step 1 which is having a laryngeal shave, which is basically a shaving of his male Adam's apple.

Bruce told a close friend that after he had his Adam's apple trimmed down he immediately began to have feminine feelings.

He said that all of a sudden he got the urge to go shopping, purse his lips, swish his hips, and say the number one female phrase, "Men are all alike."

Jenner has remarked that one of is daughters (Kylie) is still quite confused as to why her father wants to become her mother.

Bruce has tried to tell her that it is out of his control and that it is all about the raging female estrogen hormones that he has stirring around in his crotch region.

SIDENOTE: Bruce Jenner's hair stylist FuFi Fondue commented that the last time Brucey was in his hair salon he told him that his goal is to look much prettier than his wife Kris Kardashian-Jenner.

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