BEVERLY HILLS - The "I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It" singer, Katy Perry has told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she is afraid that her boyfriend John Mayer is cheating on her.
Fondue flipped his hair and replied, "Well duh! What did you expect girlfriend? He's not known as John 'The Player' Mayer because he can throw a football or hit a baseball."
Perry's eyes teared up. Fondue then told her that he likes her and he does not like seeing a no good, low-life, alley cat like Mayer treating her like she's some cheap Tucson, Arizona streetwalker.
Fondue told Katy that she should realize full well that after they have broke up and gotten back together a total of half a dozen times that Johnny The Wiener is just not husband material.
The hair stylist to the stars said that Mayer, who has dated such well known celebrities as Ke$ha, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, and Taylor Swift, will never settle for just one crotch cookie.