New York - A spokesperson for the internationally famous wax museum reported that the figure of Justin Bieber has disappeared. Fabrizio Waxidrippo stated that "our most popular replica is missing from its marquis place in the main display room, and we have no idea what could have happened to him."
What may on the surface seem to be a mystery, however, is not really all that much of a conundrum. The night-time activities of the charming, charismatic "Waxy Rep Bieb" have been for some time continuous grist for Greenwich Village rumor mills. According to a hip dude in the know, one Kip N. Caboodle, "Yeah, Rep Bieb is getting more nightly action than the rest of the pack put together! Confidentially, I get the word from many smiling babes that some of his parts are not all that waxy, if you catch my drift. So, who can blame the dude for taking a powder from that creepy mausoleum?!"
In a late-breaking news bulletin, we have learned that Madame Tussauds is now in negotiations with fleshy Bieber's agent to get the actual Bieb as a stand-in during the time while another replica is fabricated. Of course, it is understood and will (no doubt!) be reflected in contractual terms that Bieber himself does not begin to have the sparkling personality, sexy appeal, and cool dash of his waxy counterpart. To quote a street-wise admirer: "Waxy Bieb Rules!"