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Tuesday, 11 February 2014

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The mausoleum plot is considered Hollywood's finest

California - Former child prodigy actress Shirley Temple will be buried at Hollywood's premier all-A-List women's cemetery in Forest Lawn Mammorial Park right next to Jane Fonda and Nancy Reagan.

The three women had been lifelong friends and vowed to be together to the end by reserving a triple mausoleum plot on the graveyard's southern slopes.

Temple, 85, died at home in Woodside, California while watching the American women's curling team compete in the Olympic Winter Games surrounded by beloved Bichon Frisees Bella and Holly.

Her internment at the lavish Hollywood Hills cemetery will be held at noon on Friday, a PR spokesperson said today as wellwishers' tributes to the movie star continued to pour in.

'Didn't know Jane was dead!' someone staying at the Bel Air Hotel tweeted this afternoon, 'And come to think of it, not sure Nancy is either.'

A mammorial service honoring her life and work will be held later in the year.

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