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Tuesday, 11 February 2014

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Justin Bieber can't stay out of trouble even if he sits on his skinny butt at his house with a girlfriend, according to him.

Apparently, guys are having fun at Bieber's expense, going around the area where he lives and playing practical jokes and tricks that all householders and businessmen say must be 'That Justin Gerber!'

However things really turned nasty yesterday when Bieber was identified as a bank robber.

"That's not funny, guys. Give them back the money!"

But the friends were elsewhere at the time so the police came calling on Bieber once again.

"You know what you little punk", one officer was reported as saying. "I'm getting sick of coming over here. You give us the bank money and the bankers will work out a deal with you.

However, Bieber, like his friends, had an alibi.

"We'll check his girlfriend and her father who came looking for her", stated the Sergeant in charge. "They got away with a lot of money and apparently one of them had work done by a plastic surgeon."

"But, in the bank security video, the fake Bieber was about six inches taller than Gerber here. We still need some information."

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