NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Just in time for Valentine's Day, the sad news was announced today that Miss Piggy has finally realized her inter-species love affair with Kermit the Frog, is going nowhere.
In a press conference held at The Plaza Hotel, Miss Piggy admitted she has been delusional about her relationship with "Kermie" and that all the many times she claimed they were married were simply not true.
"It is true that I carried a marriage license around in my purse for years and years, in hopes Kermie would pop the question, but he never did," Miss Piggy confided. "I must now break his heart so I can save moi own."
Miss Piggy plans to go into seclusion and start reality therapy with Dr. Antwon Porcine, an expert on inter-species relationships.
"I expect I shall recover someday," Miss Piggy concluded, "but I doubt I shall ever love again."