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Thursday, 13 February 2014

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BEVERLY HILLS - Demi Moore's ex-husband, Bruce Willis who is the father of her three semi-pretty daughters Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah, has let Demi know that he is tired of her calling him up at all hours.

Willis talked to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk and told her that he has never known a more insecure woman than his ex-wife.

Bruce who is 58, commented that the 51-year-old Demi just cannot accept the fact that her soon-to-be ex-husband Ashton Kutcher is now happy as heck at the fact that he is engaged to a much younger beautiful woman - Mila Kunis who is only 30.

The Die Hard actor said that Moore is so depressed that she has developed cellulite on her thighs, stretch marks on her stomach, bingo wings on her arms, and a hooha that is starting to list towards the right.

Willis remarked that Demi is now seeing a new boy toy who is all of 19. He said that he won't say he's real young but he still uses Clearasil and reads 16 Magazine.

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