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Tuesday, 11 February 2014

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Simon plans on returning to London and filming a special on the ghosts of Buckingham Palace.

LOS ANGELES - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Demi Lovato is really taking the cancellation of Simon Cowell's X-Factor pretty hard.

Demi appeared as one of the show's judges for two seasons. She had recently stated that being on the show helped her to get her life back together after bouts of first, second, and third degree depression which required her to enter into rehab.

Lovato told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she loved kidding around with Simon Cowell, who she said has more nicknames than anyone she has ever known.

The "Skyscraper" singer told Miss Zeppelin that Cowell was known as The Sultan of Sarcasm, The Count of Criticism, The Royal Rude Dude, The Viceroy of Venom, and The Prince of Put Downs.

Demi pointed out that a lot of people do not know that Simon originally wanted to be a gynecologist.

She grinned and said that he changed his mind after he realized that he would not be able to look at a woman's hooha for 10 minutes and then look her in the face without grinning from ear-to-ear.

In Other News. FOX News talk show host Bill O'Reilly says that contrary to rumors he did not take a gold plated candle holder when he visited with President Obama at the White House just before the Super Bowl game.

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