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Tuesday, 11 February 2014

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Jolie says her favorite number is 7. (Photo courtesy of Brad Pitt).

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have six children and now a close friend of Angelina's has said that the actress wants to adopt a Russian baby.

Jolie has three biological children plus she has adopted one each from Cambodia, Vietnam, and Ethiopia.

Angie was watching the Sochi Winter Olympics when she got the idea to add to her family of half a dozen kiddoes.

She turned to Brad and told him that she is going to call up her agent and have him work out the details.

Jolie said that she wants the baby to be a native of Sochi. Angelina proudly said that it does not matter if her new Russian baby is a boy or a girl but she is going to name him or her Sochi Olympian Jolie-Pitt.

SIDENOTE: Angie reportedly commented that once she gets her new Russian baby, she will start referring to her 7 children as The Magnificent 7.

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