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Tuesday, 11 February 2014

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Baldwin shown wearing a hoodie as he walks to his car parked at a Burger Doll Diner in Brooklyn.

NEW YORK CITY - Well Alec Baldwin, AKA The Out-of-Control Thespian, has just received word that he is being sued.

Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that Baldwin, who is one of the nation's most hated actors, is alleged to have pushed a female reporter employed by the supermarket tabloid Just Saying.

Kiowa Kettle with 3T said that she personally spoke with Lottie Bungalow, the reporter that was pushed.

Miss Bungalow showed Miss Kettle several bruises she claims were inflicted by Mr. Baldwin.

One of the bruises was about five inches long and was located on her right upper thigh.

Another bruise was L shaped and it was located on her left shoulder.

But the bruise that Miss Bungalow said hurts the most is the one located on her hooha which she said was a result of a kick from a size 9½ Buster Brown shoe.

SIDENOTE: Tittle Tattle Tonight tried to contact Mr. Baldwin but an assistant said that he was very busy reading a script for a movie titled, Tinsel Town Twerp - The Story of Alec Baldwin.

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