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Saturday, 8 February 2014

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President Obama on the phone talking to Jay Leno. (Photo taken by V.P. Joe Biden).

BURBANK - The man who succeeded the great Johnny Carson as host of The Tonight Show has left the (NBC) building.

For 22 years Leno joked about everyone from the Kardashian's to the Clinton's and from the Kobe's, Shaq's, and LeBron's to the Cher's, Adele's, and Pink's.

He left no stone unturned as Sharon Stone was fond of saying. Jay once said about the do-nothing celebutante Paris Hilton that if he had a dime for every time the fake blonde had said the phrase, "I'm hot" he would have over 700 dimes.

Leno joked on his last show that President Obama called him up and asked since he was retiring if he couldn't convince several other folks to retire as well.

Jay then said that the names that the president mentioned to him were Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, and Speaker of the House John "Baby Teardrops" Boehner.

SIDENOTE: Jay said that he and his wife Mavis will spend some time traveling. He winked and said that they plan to visit San Francisco, San Diego, and La Brea.

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