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Tuesday, 8 April 2014

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Zimmerman rests up for the big fight!

George Zimmerman, the unemployed Sanford FL hot head who shot and killed an unarmed teenager, is trying to make a buck anyway he can on his 15 minutes of vomit inducing fame.

Zimmerman's agent Sal Douchbaggie announced today that Georgie will be fighting punk pop singer Justin Bieber in a classic no rules cage fight this Friday at the Baton Rouge Superdome. "George is so excited to take on Justin in the ring" Douchbaggie said to the 2 reporters that showed up for the press conference. Bieber's agent stated that Justin is going to "kick that fat bastards ass".

Vegas bookies are already saying Justin is the odds on favorite to bring the hammer down on all 350 pounds of Zimmermans unemployed, loser flesh. Tickets are on sale now at all Super Chow Buffets and Walmarts in the Baton Rouge area.

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