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Tuesday, 4 February 2014

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Bieber and his entourage ended up having to party in his rented Bentley.

NEW YORK CITY - It appears that it has just not quite sunk into Justin Bieber's thick skull that no one wants to deal with him anymore.

The little pint-sized trouble maker was turned away from several New York City clubs during Super Bowl Weekend.

Three of the clubs included The Intoxicated Iguana Bar, The Guzzling Gnu Club, and The Inebriated Kangaroo Lounge.

Sol Saltinowitz, owner of The Inebriated Kangaroo Lounge said that he just does not need the bad publicity that accompanies the spoiled brat from Canada.

He said that Bieber even offered him $5,000 to let him and his entourage in his club. Sol said the told Bieber to take the 5 grand and use it to pay for a stay at a rehab clinic.

Bieber also tried to get into several Super Bowl parties including those of Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers, Regis Philbin, Madonna, and The New York City Rockettes Super Bowl Extravaganza.

An unnamed source said that Rivers told him that he better get his punk butt up to Canada because he has become a persona non grata in the United States and even his own mother is sick and tired of his Kanye West-like behavior.

SIDENOTE: Sol Saltinowitz said that after he refused to take Bieber's $5,000 offer the Biebs sat down on the sidewalk and started crying like an immature version of Speaker of The House John Boehner.

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