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Monday, 3 February 2014

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Exciting Doc Martin News from the Cornish Coast

PORT ISAAC, CORNWALL - Exciting news from the set of Doc Martin. According to people who are close to the set, in Season 7, Doc Martin will leave Louiser after realizing Mrs. Tishell is, in fact, more his type.

Louiser, meanwhile, takes off to take TESOL classes in Paris, leaving Baby Ellingham in the capable hands of Auntie Ruth.

PC Penhale will be given more scenes with that feisty, cute little white dog of indeterminate lineage, and will feature him (the dog, not PC Penhale) being tossed out of most of the houses and businesses in Port Wen.

Burt and Al Large will give up the restaurant business to make their fortune in a parasailing business geared to tourists.

A new, funnier receptionist will take over the Doc's office, although finding someone funnier than Katherine Parkinson is going to be a stretch.

In the final episode of the season, a dramatic, cliff-hanging event will take place to guarantee there will be a Series 8. Stay tuned!

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