HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Angered by water restrictions imposed on the movie industry by the State of California, Hollywood has decided to move to Bollywood. Key entertainment heads have banded together to outsource the industry to India as soon as next month.
Steps have already been taken to dismantle the famous "Hollywood" sign and ship it over to Mumbai where it will be reconstructed on one of the 13 hills in that famous city. In light of its new location, the sign will be slightly altered to read "HOLLYBOLLYWOOD", although some industry watchdogs expect Indian officials will insist on "BOLLYHOLLYWOOD".
American actors are already gearing up by taking Bollywood Masala dance lessons, learning to speak Hindi, and cooking with curry, just in time for summer monsoon season.