Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Sunday, 2 February 2014

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Katie's cousin Melody Timbo introduced her to John Molner.

NEW YORK CITY - The journalist that Sarah Palin called Little Miss Ambusher has told the news media that she will be walking down the aisle before summertime.

Katie Couric, who is 57, is thrilled that she has finally convinced her latest boy toy, in a long line of boy toys to marry her.

The fella who will soon become Mr. Katie Couric is John Molner, who is 7 years younger than the tiny blonde cradle robber.

Molner presently works as a financial consultant for a financial consulting company in the Big Apple (New York City).

Couric and Molner dated for 2 years and in that time Johnny, as Katie calls him, said that he must have heard the term May-December relationship at least 705 times.

He says that he does not care that Katie is older than him. He smiled and said that all of her intimate womanly parts work just fine and so what if they have lots of miles on them they still get him to where he wants to go.

SIDENOTE: The couple is planning on honeymooning in Afghanistan.

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