BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus was sitting in the Haven of Hair Salon getting her hair colored when her hair stylist FuFi Fondue asked her what she thought about Justin Bieber possibly getting sent back to Canada.
Miley became very sad and she said that Justin is just nothing more than a mixed up little white boy trying so hard to act like Kanye West.
She noted that Bieber has always been a follower and he just got in with the bad crowd. Miley then said that if Justin had any lick of sense at all he would have begged Selena Gomez to take him back.
Miley said that Justin proved to everyone in the United States that he is just a young 19-year-old punk going on 9.
Cyrus remarked that even his own mother the very despondent Pattie Mallette has said that she does not even recognize the little fella that popped out of her womb.
Miley explained that the rumors about Justin Bieber being gay are not true. She giggled and said that even though he likes wearing Dora The Explorer Panties, that in itself does not really mean that he's a fairy.