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Friday, 31 January 2014

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A closeup of Taylor Swift's hair. (Photo provided by Harry Styles).

LOS ANGELES - Taylor Swift has still not forgotten several of the childish pranks that Justin Bieber played on her.

She recalled the incident where Bieber called her up pretending to be Michelle Obama and invited her to spend a whole week at the White House.

Swift also thought about the time when Bieber told Barbara Walters on The View that Taylor had begged him to have his child.

So now that BieberBoy looks like he will be getting his immature caboose deported back to Cold Country (Canada) Taylor is grinning like the Cincinnati cat that swallowed the Calgary canary.

Taylor told Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors that she also hated the way that the little Canadian twit treated her good friend Selena Gomez.

Swift confessed to Miss Vermicelli that at one time she even offered Selena $2,000 to break up with the LoserLad from north of the border.

SIDENOTE: When Taylor found out that Justin was possibly getting deported she said she texted him and said, "Hey Justin Bieber, bye-bye you little weasel-looking hip hop wannabe. And don't let the door hit you on the butt on your way out loser!"

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