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Friday, 31 January 2014

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Justin riding his snowmobile in his backyard in Ontario, Canada. (Photo by Pattie Mallette, his mom).

DETROIT - The petition to deport the highly troubled Justin Bieber back to Canada has reached over 105,000 signatures.

Once a petition garners 100,000 signatures the president of the United States has to make a decision regarding the petition.

It is no secret that President Obama is no fan of Justin Bieber so it looks like the little out-of-control diva boy could be heading back north to the land of Mounties, moose, and mush.

Bieber is a perfect example of someone who had it all but who chose to act like a horse's butt and now he is beginning to enter into a spiraling descent.

President Obama has not yet rendered his decision but a close aide stated that the president did make the comment that he hopes that the little Canadian twerp saved some of his millions and millions of American dollars.

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