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Thursday, 30 January 2014

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Vice-President Joe Biden pegged Richard Sherman with the nickname "Sherm the Germ."

NEW YORK CITY - In a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black, Seattle Seahawks problem child Richard Sherman has said that the Canadian problem child Justin Bieber needs to be deported back to Canada.

Sherman, the trash-talking cornerback for the Seahawks told iRumors reporter Ling Chow Rangoon that Bieber has gone off the deep end and is sinking faster than Wynonna Judd in a bed of quicksand.

Miss Rangoon asked him if he thought that Justin needed to be deported. He replied that he needs to be deported as soon as possible because he is nothing but an embarrassment to himself, his fans, his mama, and the entire country.

Rangoon then asked Sherman that he is just as guilty of being an embarrassment as Bieber is and asked if he maybe needs to be deported also.

Sherm The Germ got very upset and told Rangoon that he was born in the USA so if he got deported it would be to the USA. He then told Rangoon that maybe she needs to be deported to North Korea.

She replied that she was from China and added that the last time she saw dreadlocks as ugly as his they were on a plow horse.

Sherman told her that she was so ugly she made mulch look pretty. She replied by saying that he looks like an anorexic Whoopi Goldberg except that Whoopi doesn't smell like a cesspool.

Just then a security guard walked by and told Miss Rangoon that the interview was over.

"But why?" she asked.

She was told, "Because if Dicky boy here keeps running his mouth, he is liable to get himself pepper sprayed, tasered, or both.

"Bye bro." Rangoon remarked to Sherman.

"By ho." He fired back.

"Your mama you wimpy-looking fairy boy."

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