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Wednesday, 29 January 2014

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NEW YORK CITY - Madonna told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe Magazine that 80-year-old Willie Nelson confronted her backstage at the Grammy's and invited her to visit his tour bus for a bit of relaxation, Jack Daniels, and a joint or two.

Madonna said that she was thrilled at the offer from the legendary country music icon but she added that she had a bit of a headache after listening to Taylor Swift scream out her song and bobbing her head back and forth as if she was a symphonic orchestra conductor.

Willie told her that she could have a rain check and she smiled and said that maybe sometime when he's in New York City he can visit her apartment and bring along Jack (Daniels) and half a dozen of his pals (joints).

Nelson later told Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that he has always had a crush on Madonna and even though the gal's got some major miles on her he would still do her and put a great big old smile on her smirky face.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Madonna is 55.]

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