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Monday, 27 January 2014

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KIMYE TO BE MARRIED IN HIS PALICE

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have asked Lady Gaga, Mylie Cyrus, Thicke, Madonna, and Bruno Mars to sing at their wedding.

The couple - who have a seven-month-old daughter North - are expected to marry in France in the summer and it is said they are keen to have the superstar performers at the wedding ceremony.

Kimye and Kanye wanted to be married at the Palace of Versailles. However, they were deemed "not classy" enough to have the ceremony performed there.

But with the addition of Miley Cyrus - who has already accepted the invitation - and other culturally refined singer-guests, the palace officials are expected to reverse their decision and allow the couple to be married there.

But to make sure said Miley, "I think I'll pay a little visit to those Versailles dudes and convince them to do the wedding. Maybe if I twerk and run a foam finger along my body they'll see it our way."

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