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Sunday, 26 January 2014

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Drew's doctor has said that her huge weight gain is mostly due to too much pizza.

HOLLYWOOD - Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has found herself at the end of a lot of anger and resentment from millions of pregnant and non-pregnant women.

Hollywood Innuendo reported that DeGeneres recently said that pregnant actress Drew Barrymore had gotten so big she looked like she had swallowed the Olsen twins.

She then added that luckily her husband had received a great deal on a U-Haul trailer.

Barrymore began crying and asked Ellen why she was being so mean to her. DeGeneres just grinned and said that she wasn't really being mean so much as she was just trying to give her some constructive criticism.

Jessica Simpson who has gotten as big as a Cadillac Escalade SUV both times she's been pregnant chimed in and said that Ellen is just jealous because she will never get pregnant since she is the man in her marriage with Portia de Rossi.

Hollywood Innuendo will stay with the story and bring you any new developments as they develop.

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