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Friday, 24 January 2014

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Justin says he plans to go before the judge and plead not guilty on grounds of age.

CHICAGO - America's Talk Show Queen, Oprah Winfrey has said that the little pop singer Justin Bieber needs to realize that he is getting real close to self-imploding.

Winfrey talking with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine said that the little white boy has become the male version of Lindsay Lohan and he needs a damn good spanking which she will gladly administer.

She added that Bieber thinks that he is invincible, but the authorities of Miami-Dade County have shown him that they will not be putting up with his spoiled brat antics.

After his arrest for DUI, resisting arrest, having an expired driver's license, and wearing clothes that were not coordinated, Bieber was incarcerated and dressed in a red jail jumpsuit.

A spokesperson for the Miami-Dade County Jail System said that most inmates are given an orange jumpsuit, but Bieber was given a red one to signify that he is a bit on the feminine side.

Justin protested and said that he wanted to wear an orange jumpsuit like the men.

The jailers laughed and said that they would have given him an orange jumpsuit if he had fit the criteria.

SIDENOTE: Justin started weeping and he says that he plans to hire an attorney and sue Miami-Dade County for making him feel effeminate.

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