MEXICO CITY - The Republic of Mexico has just informed the White House that they would be willing to take Canadian singer Justin Bieber if President Obama decides to deport him.
A spokesperson for the Mexican government stated that they would incarcerate Justin in the infamous La Loma (The Hill) Federal Prison in Nuevo Laredo and they promise that the little punk would be calling out for his mama within 14 seconds of arriving there.
The government spokesperson said that before it was all over Justin Bieber would probably feel more like he was Justina Bieber.
The government of Mexico loves to get individuals who think they are bad asses because they will quickly show them that they're nothing more than Girl Scouts with a Vienna Sausage.
SIDENOTE: President Obama remarked that if he were to send Justy down to Mexico he would most assuredly return back to the good old USA wearing a Barbie halter top and a pair of Dora The Explorer short shorts.