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Saturday, 25 January 2014

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Justin has said that he would hate to return to Canada because of the friggin snow.

HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber is very worried that he is going to get deported back to his beloved Canada now that he has been arrested in the Plywood State (Florida).

The pop singer recently confided to Ellen DeGeneres that he does not want to go back to Canada because it is way too friggin cold up there.

Ellen told him that he should have thought about all of that before he started acting like he was the young, white, punk version of Kanye West.

DeGeneres then said that he had it made when he was with Selena Gomez because she kept his little immature butt out of trouble.

Bieber agreed and said that if he had the chance he would get back with Selena quicker than John Goodman can eat a creole shrimp.

Justin then told Ellen that he had asked singer and X-Factor judge Demi Lovato out on a date.

When DeGeneres asked him what she said, the Biebs got all sad. He looked down at his untied tennis shoes and said that Demi told him she does not date criminals and suggested that he go to Santa Monica and walk off the pier.

In A Related Story. Selena Gomez recently told Hollywood Innuendo that the time she spent with Justin Bieber was the worst time of her entire life.

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