PRESCOTT, Arizona - Back in the 70s, before cell phones, iPods, email, and Viagra, the husband and wife musical duo of The Captain & Tennille sang a song called "Love Will Keep Us Together."
Well it worked for 39 years but unlike bread and milk the song did have one hell of an expiration date.
The Captain, whose real name is Daryl Dragon, 71, recently said that the couple just ran out of songs to sing.
His soon-to-be-ex-wife Toni Tennille, 73, commented that she just got fed up with Daryl constantly wearing his silly-as-the-dickens captain's caps.
She said that he would wear his cap 24/7 and added that dozens and dozens of times she warned him that if he did not take the cap off once in a while she would end up leaving him.
Daryl did not believe her. Toni said that her husband even wore the friggin captain's cap in the shower and while they were in bed doing the horizontal hula.
SIDENOTE: Toni Tennille has contacted noted Los Angeles attorney Ginger Allred. She says that she wants the couple's Prescott mansion and Daryl can have his 119 captain's caps, his three organs, and the autographed 8 by 10 photo of them at the White House with President Jimmy Carter.