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Monday, 20 January 2014

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Kathy Griffin is 26 years older than Rob Pattinson.

HOLLYWOOD - LaLaLand is all abuzz with the recent romantic relationship between Rob Pattinson, 27, and Kathy Griffin, 53.

Friends of Pattinson, who is 26 years younger than Griffin, have asked him what in the world he could possibly see in the red-headed comedian with the rattlesnake tongue.

Rob, who starred in The Twilight Saga movies, has confessed that he has become infatuated with the idea of dating a famous Hollywood cougar.

He noted that he loves freckles and Kathy probably has over 600 of them with at least 40 on her bikini region.

Pattinson told Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that Griffin has taught him a lot including two sexual positions that he had no idea existed.

SIDENOTE: Rob has said that he knows that Kathy Griffin cannot have children but he winked as he said that in the meantime he is going to have one hell of a time going through the motions.

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