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Monday, 20 January 2014

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Jennifer Aniston is considered to be America's Sweetheart.

BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has been engaged to Justin Theroux, 42, for quite a long time. And the 44-year-old actress who is considered America's Sweetheart says that her patience is growing thin.

Aniston recently spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk at a Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Chinese Diner and she revealed some intimate details to the BPT reporter.

Jennifer, who recently starred in the hit movie We're The Millers, said that Justin is not going to play games with her the way Jessica Simpson's fiancé Eric Johnson is playing with Jess.

She told Chippy that she still harbors some deep-rooted resentment for Angelina Jolie because the skank (her word) stole Brad Pitt away from her.

Aniston said that she and Brad have been texting lately and the way things are going she may get her 2014 wish.

"Which is?" Chipotle asked.

Jennifer grinned as she took a sip of her Diet Dr. Pepper and confessed to her that she is planning on taking Brad away from the husband-stealing Jolie.

Aniston smiled as she said that she knows she can do it because she has tremendous confidence that at the age of 44, she is still extremely beautiful, sensuously sexy, and her IQ is much higher than Jolie's.

Chipotle asked her if she had a date that she figures she will once again be in Pitt's arms.

Jennifer raised her eyebrows and said that it will happen at the start of the summer when she will show off her deliciously sultry body in a skimpy micro bikini swimsuit.

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