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Saturday, 18 January 2014

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Dave is really excited about his new home in the state of Colorado.

NEW YORK CITY - The host of Late Night With David Letterman has decided that he is going to buy a home out in The Marijuana State of Colorado.

Letterman recently told his studio audience and his audience at home that he is simply fascinated with the nads that the state of Colorado has shown in passing a law which makes the purchase and use of pot legal.

He giggled as he said that he has actually considered moving his entire show out west to Denver.

Letterman mentioned that he has a lot of good friends who live in The Rocky Mountain State and each one has invited him to visit.

Dave said that he has talked to many of his friends in the Aspen area and they have never, ever sounded as happy or as content as they sound now.

The talk show host has already contacted a Denver realtor and the realtor is looking for a Rocky Mountain mansion that will suit his needs.

SIDENOTE: Dave has said that the beauty of living in Colorado is that one does not really need to buy any weed (marijuana). He paused, grinned, and said that all one has to do is simply sit in his or her backyard and it's "Hello to Happyville."

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