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Wednesday, 22 January 2014

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Dr. Phil says Colorado and Washington state have left the other states at the starting gate.

TULSA, Oklahoma - Dr. Phil flew into Tulsa to visit with a man who was his barber back in his high school days.

Dr. Phil said that Diego Shimshicky not only was a fantastic barber but he had the best "Glossy Magazines" of any barbershop in the city.

While in Tulsa Dr. Phil was asked by a local reporter what his thoughts were on the states of Washington and Colorado legalizing the purchase and use of marijuana.

He smiled, rolled his eyes, and said that those two states are both rolling in the dough and will continue to roll in the dough.

Dr. Phil said that the pot business is a very lucrative one and it will bring in more money to Colorado and Washington than potatoes do to Idaho, oranges do to Florida, and botox does to California.

He went on to say that he sees other states jumping on the cannabis bandwagon in the not-too-distant future.

SIDENOTE: Dr. Phil said that the weed industry is such a goldmine that even he has considered buying a marijuana shop in Colorado.

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