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Saturday, 18 January 2014

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Something went wrong with Miley Cyrus big show-ending finally Friday night when she was riding a wrecking ball, swinging naked but covered by swinging on it sideways.

That was until the wrecking ball, which was not real but still heavy, went too far and slammed Miley up against a fake wall.

Then the wall was supposed to collapse while Miley swung out of sight but someone goofed and it was a pretty solid inner wall.

The outcome was a very stunned Miley Cyrus as she slowly slid off the wrecking ball.

"I feel for Miley", stated her male date of the night before, but better her than me. Her pelvis will mend but my giblets would be smashed and no more dates for me with Miley or anyone else."

Of course, the crowd thought it was part of the show as a couple of delighted stagehands carried the naked Cyrus off stage as a dozen others tried to help but were pushed aside.

Check Drudge or Yahoo for latest reports. Stan Farrell for $tar$.

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