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Friday, 17 January 2014

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Dolly says she is looking forward to wearing her camouflage britches, blouse, bra, and bloomers.

NASHVILLE - The Queen of Country Music, Dolly Parton has just said that she has agreed to appear on an upcoming episode of Duck Dynasty.

The 67-year-old Parton commented that she's been a fan of the show since it first went on the air.

Dolly mentioned to Chipper Caruso with Cowbell Notes Music Magazine that she really can identify with the Robertson family and their backwoods way of life.

Parton grew up in the hilly hills of Tennessee which she says is a lot like Louisiana minus the swampish swamps, the crawfish, the bayou snakes, and the skeeters (mosquitoes).

Producers of Duck Dynasty say that Dolly will sing two songs on the show and she'll go duck hunting with the family patriarch Phil Robertson.

SIDENOTE: Dolly was asked about the rumor linking her romantically to fellow country artist Toby Keith. the big bosomed blonde giggled and said that she has never met Toby except for twice; both times in her dreams.

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