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Friday, 17 January 2014

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Demi named her cat 'Alley Cat' after her ex-husband Ashton Kutcher.

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore, 51, has said that she was literally in paradise when she was married to her much younger husband Ashton Kutcher.

Moore talked with Taffeta Kixx of The Gossipette Gazette at her home.

The G.I. Joe actress said that she loved every minute of her May-December marriage, even though at times her husband (Kutcher) acted like he was single.

Demi revealed that since divorcing Ashton she has been out with men her age, men older than her, and men younger than her and she prefers the ones who are younger.

She confessed that they do not argue with her and they pretty much do as they are told. Moore said that she loves to be in total control and she can only have that with a younger man.

Moore did say that the one drawback is that most of her boy toys have never heard of the Rolling Stones, Creedence Clearwater Revival, or Led Zeppelin.

Demi has made it known that she will not date any man over the age of 30 no matter how famous, handsome, or rich me may be.

In Other News. Michelle Obama has prohibited any White House staff member from ever mentioning the name Helle Thorning-Schmidt in her presence.

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