WEST HOLLYWOOD - The former husband of Katy Perry, Russell Brand says that during his life he has taken all kinds of drugs and drank all kinds of drinks.
He claims that he is now drug-free as well as drink-free. He recently confided to his hairstylist Mr. Tabby of Topanga Canyon that a few days ago as he was sitting in his backyard counting the freckles on his arm he saw a bright light.
The light was silver in color and he said that it suddenly landed at the far end of his property.
Brand walked over and he was startled to see a space alien emerge from a little brown space ship.
He said that the figure was about three feet tall and was dressed just like a regular NASA astronaut except for the fact that he was carrying what appeared to be a laser gun.
Russell said he asked the space alien what his name was. The space alien pointed the laser gun at him and actually pulled the trigger but luckily the gun jammed.
Russell asked him what the hell he wanted. The little space alien muttered some words in a weird dialect and quickly got back in the space ship and took off at a high rate of speed.
SIDENOTE: Brand's hair stylist Mr. Tabby asked him if he was sure that he had not been drinking or doing illegal drugs. Russell replied that to be honest he really could not recall because of the fact that he was too friggin drunk to remember.