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Thursday, 16 January 2014

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Phil Robertson, elder and spokesman for the "Duck Dynasty" family has reacted to an article actress, singer Linsay Lohan where she allegedly called them a bunch of redneck swamp freaks.

"From what I have read and talked with others, apparently this young lady was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and has no right to judge others when have had to work hard on and with the natural earth to sustain our lives and be what we are."

Mr. Robertson, further stated that their show is good quality television as it might help people save themselves after a nuclear war or disease out break.

"What will people like Ms. Lindsay do when she can't go or send someone to the food houses and there is none?"

Robertson says that his family is a close group and they are not rednecks, except maybe in the summer from working outside.

"In case Ms.Lohan does't go out and mingle with the everyday people like the Farmer, who works hard to see that she has food to eat, she might appreciate 'rednecks' a little bit more, not saying that we ARE rednecks."

"You'll have to lift our beards up to see for sure", he grinned.

"As far as we can tell, this is the best life a person can live. I admit we have all the money we need but that could be worthless tomorrow and nothing but paper you might could use in an outhouse. Our lives together certainly aren't artificial as so many are today."

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